The Great White Hype

Rev. Fred Sultan:
Who was the last person to beat the champ?

Sol:
His mother!

[Quoting his father]

Mitchell Kane:
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and I'll give ya something to cry about you little bastard!

Rev. Fred Sultan:
I like you. You have a goal, and you have the balls to reach that goal. You have this blind stupid belief in yourself.

James Roper:
Hey, we ain't duckin' you man. You're just so black we can't find you!

James Roper:
I could beat Conklin and my meat at the same time!

Roper's Trainer:
You got stop eatin' this stuff and be in some kind of shape!

James Roper:
Oh, I'm in shape! I'm round!

James Roper:
I'm about to donate some money to the remove my foot from your ass foundation!

James Roper:
I'll beat him with my blackness.

Rev. Fred Sultan:
Mano a mano? My dick wants to laugh.

Terry Conklin:
I've never been to a city more exploitive towards women. It makes me sick and I can't wait to go home.

Interviewer:
But wasn't that you on the cover of Playboy magazine?

Terry Conklin:
...What's that?

James Roper:
[standing at podium] You want this? [grabs title belt and places it on top of podium]

Marvin Shabazz:
Yeah.

James Roper:
I'll spank you with it! [slams belt onto podium]

Marvin Shabazz:
I'll shove my dick so far up your ass, I'll impale your tonsils.

Sol:
That's a lovely picture.

Marvin Shabazz:
Shut up!

Sol:
Okay.

Hassan El Ruk'n:
[singing] F*** you... F*** you!

Terry Conklin:
[dazed] My midgets, where are my midgets?

Sol:
I can't make caviar out of fish eggs!

Johnny Windsor:
Terry, listen to me: do this for the white race. You may be Irish, but they're almost white.