Shiv:
You know who wore hat like this?
Andrei:
No.
Shiv:
Jesse James.
Andrei:
Jesse James! [mimicking pistols with hands]
Shiv:
Jesse James. He wore hat just like this. He only stole from rich people, so he really wasn't a thief. He'd go into a rough place like Chicago or Brooklyn and do business.
Andrei:
Like you?
Shiv:
[nodding] The CIA chased him for years. Whenever Jesse Jackson needed a car he stole one.
Andrei:
Jesse James?
Shiv:
What did I say?
Andrei:
Reggie Jackson.
Shiv:
Jesse Jackson! He could've been the president of the United States but they don't respect the black man so he went underground.
Andrei:
Was he who did sports like Michael Jordan?
Shiv:
Michael Jackson! Michael, Reggie, Jesse... and two other brothers: the Jackson Five. The most powerful family in America. Hey, what bill is Andrew Jackson on?
Andrei:
Twenty!
Shiv:
Twenty! Hey. Respect the Jacksons.
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