The Happy Elf

Lil Farley:
The tree could use some work, but put a star on your brother and he's done.

Sister:
He started it!

Brother:
She escalated it!

Santa:
He's a good worker, isn't he?

Norbert:
He's a little irritating, if you know what I mean. Last time he was in my department, we had to issue ear plugs to the other elves.

Lil Farley:
There was very little laughter in Bluesville, either. It was so dark and depressing that people who lived there didn't know how to tell a joke.

Curtis:
When is a cup of milk like a ballerina?

Man 1:
I don't know

Curtis:
Tuesday.

Eubie:
I thought I made the sleigh team.

Norbert:
As usual, what you think and reality have nothing to do with one another.

Lil Farley:
There was little else to do in Bluesville but work. For most people, that meant working at the what factory.

Sister:
What's a what factory?

Lil Farley:
That's where they make one thing and one thing only: question marks. Did you ever wonder where all the question marks in the world come from? However, working there could be quite confusing.

Man 1:
Excuse me, at what factory do you work at?

Man 2:
That's right.

Man 1:
What's right?

Man 2:
Exactly.