The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Tony:
Can you put a price on your dreams?

Dr. Parnassus:
Voil?!

Tony:
Voil?!

Tony:
Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror.

Mr. Nick:
You're probably not a betting man are you?

Tony:
The Imaginarium does not cost a thing. We're not here for money.

Mr. Nick:
[Emerges in front of Parnassus] It's been a while.

Dr. Parnassus:
Percy, what would I do without you?

Percy:
Get a midget.

Mr. Nick:
I don't suppose you're a... betting man, are ya Doc?

Dr. Parnassus:
You can't stop a story being told.

Mr. Nick:
That's a weak hypothesis.

Dr. Parnassus:
[Repeated line] What would I do without you, Percy?

Mr. Nick:
Damn. I won.

Face Changed Martin:
[Screaming and pleading] I swear I won't drink anymore! Not one drop!

Martin:
[Chasing after Valentina in the Imaginarium] Come here, you b*tch!

Mr. Nick:
[Tony has stopped the Devil from taking another soul] Sh*t.

Dr. Parnassus:
[Sees Tony setting up the Imaginarium] What are you doing?

Tony:
Trying to save your daughter's life, sir!

Dr. Parnassus:
[Absorbed in telling Valentina the story] Your mother and I went away together, grew old, and one day she came to me and told me she was pregnant! Can you believe it, at sixty and pregnant. A miracle.

Valentina:
[Begins to weep] A miracle or a mistake?

Dr. Parnassus:
[sighs, remembering his deal] You were the best mistake I ever made.

Dr. Parnassus:
[Has just seen the Devil] He's come to collect. [after a pause] He's early.

Tony:
Don't shoot the messenger!

Imaginarium Tony #3:
[Sees the press approaching him and grins gleefully at Valentina] I think this is my dream!

Valentina:
[Counting the money that Tony made] Have you ever seen so much money before?

Tony:
If Doctor Parnassus can really control people's mind, why isn't he ruling the world,then? Eh? Why bother with this little... side show?

Anton:
'Side show'? He don't... he don't want to rule the world. He wants the world to rule itself!

Tony:
Do you dream? Or should I say... can you put a price on your dreams? Or... the dreams of the less fortunate in this world [pets Percy]

Tony:
Nothing is permanent, not even death.

Tony:
Where the hell are we?

Percy:
Geographically speaking, in the Northern Hemisphere. Socially, on the margins. And narratively, with some way to go.

Anton:
Ladies and gentleman, ladies and gentleman... this world, this world that we live in is full of enchantment for those with eyes to see it. Chicken! [throws a chicken at the audience]

Percy:
Telling the truth... always a bad idea.

Percy:
Perhaps you'll find a midget... if you're lucky!

Anton:
[on Tony] He's nothing but a liar, Valentina!

Anton:
[after saving Tony] Hey, he's alive!

Percy:
He was.

The President:
I only have three words to say: Well done, Tony!

Dr. Parnassus:
I'll kill you you son of a b*tch.

Mr. Nick:
Now that I'd like to see.

Dr. Parnassus:
There are three cardinal rules, Mr. Nick. One, there is no black magic, only cheap tricks and... I forget the others.