The Last Lear

[first lines]

Gautam:
The premier of your first film is always special, but not if Diwali is on the same day. People are generally busy with celebrations at home. It is unlikely that all the invitees will turn up - especially if it's an off-beat film.

Vandana:
...so what was this drama all about? Coming to see a patient with so much perfume?

Harish 'Harry' Mishra:
Since when did Neeraj become a "he"? Talk like a woman, walk like a woman, sleep like a woman - bloody homosexual.

Harish 'Harry' Mishra:
Have you seen me act?

Siddarth:
No, but heard a lot.

Harish 'Harry' Mishra:
I never did radio.

Siddarth:
...but now that I see you.

Harish 'Harry' Mishra:
You see nothing, young man. You cannot see an actor like that. I think you're wasting your time.

Harish 'Harry' Mishra:
You get samples in a fabric shop not on stage. You never know when your best moments will happen.

Siddarth:
But I heard your best performance was in The Tempest, as Propsero.

Harish 'Harry' Mishra:
Which, Prospero? Bombay... Madras... Calcutta... act 5... act 2... Which?