The Monster of Camp Sunshine or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Nature

Title Card:
The motion picture that follows is a fable. In it there are many nudists but only one monster. In life, it is generally the other way around.

Location title card:
New York City?

Claire:
This is the story of one of those adventures, an adventure that came as close to costing us our lives as a hound dog comes to a treed coon.

Claire:
The lab where she had to work was filled with thousands and thousands of rats and mice and other animals that were constantly being experimented on. They were always trying to shoot them full of chemicals and hormones, and things like that, things that upset the delicate balance of nature. It was unnatural.

Dr. Harrison:
Those chenmicals that were sitting on the shelf were... It was a million to one shot. Some combination of hormones, some combination of vicious substances that made the animals vicious, inhuman... I don't think it could ever happen again, and I thank the great surgeon in the sky that it happened to rats and didn't happen to human beings. Thank the good lord we've got scientific techniques to get rid of vile, vicious substances like that.

Dr. Harrison:
Those chemicals that were sitting on the shelf were... It was a million to one shot. Some combination of hormones, some combination of vicious substances that made the animals vicious, inhuman... I don't think it could ever happen again, and I thank the great surgeon in the sky that it happened to rats and didn't happen to human beings. Thank the good lord we've got scientific techniquies to get rid of vile, vicious substances like that.