The Return of Swamp Thing

Abby Arcane:
Immortality? Yuk! What did you do, sell your soul to the devil?

Dr. Anton Arcane:
More like a lease with an option to buy.

Abby Arcane:
Is there a Mrs. Swamp Thing?

Swamp Thing:
No, I'm a bachelor.

Swamp Thing:
Me? Your Boyfriend?

Abby Arcane:
Why not?

Swamp Thing:
You said it yourself: I'm a plant.

Abby Arcane:
That's okay, I'm a vegetarian.

Omar:
So that means you'll let us go, right?

Gunn:
Wrong.

Swamp Thing:
[appears out of nowhere] Right!

Abby Arcane:
[after experiencing psyching sex with Swamp Thing] Was it real?

Swamp Thing:
As real, as you want it to be.

Gunn:
Come on, baby, it's time to play doctor.

Abby Arcane:
Betcha can't guess my favourite operation.

Gunn:
What's that, baby?

Abby Arcane:
A vasectomy! [knees him on the groin]