The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

[from trailer]

[SpongeBob is playing two keyboards of a tiny piano over and over again]

Plankton:
Will you stop playing that tiny piano?

[SpongeBob stops playing and hides the tiny piano behind his back ]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Sorry.

Mr. Krabs:
The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times are ahead! Dark times indeed!

Squidward Tentacles:
Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?

[Scene changes to Mr. Krabs, Squidward and the Bikini Bottom citizens wearing bad clothes and the citizens ran away, screaming in the ruins of Bikini Bottom]

Mr. Krabs:
Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.

Squidward Tentacles:
I prefer suede.

[from trailer]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
A giant hairy porpoise's beached!

Mr. Krabs:
We need to get these guys back in the water.

[the gang tries to roll a human in the ocean, but it landed on them in the sand]

Squidward Tentacles:
Ew, this place smells awful!

[from trailer]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Alright, here comes the pain!

Burger-Beard:
Hah!

[He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Ah!

Plankton:
That ain't good.

[He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble gets them in many bubbles]

Patrick Star:
They're beautiful.

[He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]

[from trailer]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.

[Patrick uses his mind to control ice cream at him, he holds two ice creams as thunder crashes, but Patrick starts eating them]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Maybe, we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.

[Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Patrick, what are you doing?

Patrick Star:
Vandalizing stuff.

Plankton:
Isn't that your house?

[from trailer]

Fish:
Alright, all secondary characters, come with me.

[from trailer]

Patrick Star:
SpongeBob!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Patrick?

Patrick Star:
Talk to me, buddy.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
I'm seeing a bright light.

Patrick Star:
[blocks the sun] Is this better?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Much. Thank you.

[from trailer]

[SpongeBob laughs while Plankton is taped on Mr. Krabs' desk]

Plankton:
Oooooooooowwwwwww! Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!

[from trailer]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Cotton candy.

Sandy Cheeks:
If you ate all of that, you'll have enough energy to run around the whole world.

[SpongeBob and Patrick ate the cotton candy, starts going hyper, and starts laughing as they run all over the world, but Sandy throws a travel card away as SpongeBob and Patrick are still laughing]

Squidward Tentacles:
Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?

[SpongeBob and Patrick fell down front]

[from trailer]

[Squidward inked on his spot on top of a Rock cliff]

Squidward Tentacles:
It happens when I'm nervous.

[from trailer]

Squidward Tentacles:
Look at me, I'm a god.

Burger-Beard:
Hah!

[He throws six soda plastic rings on Squidward's nose, and Squidward tries to take it off]

Squidward Tentacles:
What is this diabolical thing?

[a girl on a sidewalk takes a picture of Squidward on her phone]

[from trailer]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Krabby Patties!

Mr. Krabs:
What are you doing with me formula?

Burger-Beard:
You mean...

[he sets up his restaurant]

Burger-Beard:
*me* formula!

[in sneak peek]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Give me that!

Plankton:
Come on, SpongeBob, join me and we'll be rich and powerful until I eventually betray you! [They're struggling for the Secret Formula] Join me!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
No! Never! I'm on Team Krabs for life!

Mr. Krabs:
[He muster the metal shutters open to get in] PLANKTON!

[SpongeBob and Plankton continue to struggle for the Krabby Patty Secret Forumla until it magically disappeared]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
What? Where'd it go?

Plankton:
[in thoughts] Wait a minute, molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[in thoughts] Wait a minute, I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.

[from sneak peek]

Mr. Krabs:
Where's me formula, Plankton?

Plankton:
I... I don't know. It just disappeared

Mr. Krabs:
Why should I believe you, you lying liar?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!

Plankton:
It's true!

[from trailer]

Burger-Beard:
At last. It is mine!

[He takes a magic book from a skeleton pirate]

Burger-Beard:
With this magic book, any evil plan I write comes true. But to harness it's power, I need the final page that is protected deep below the surface by one legendary hero.

[from trailer]

Burger-Beard:
Attack!

[a Plankton helicopter appeared to attack the Krusty Krab, and SpongeBob is ready to aim at it]

Patrick Star:
I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.

[SpongeBob flips the binoculars over]

Patrick Star:
Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!

[the Plankton helicopter drops a jar of mayonnaise]

Mr. Krabs:
Bar the door!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[He puts a chair under the doorknob] Got it!

[the door blows up as the Bikini Bottom citizens gasp, and the Secret Formula has been stolen by Burger-Beard]

Burger-Beard:
Bullseye!

[from trailer]

[Patrick looks at a girl holding an ice cream cone with three scoops]

Patrick Star:
Where have you been all my life? [He starts eating the girl's three scoops of ice cream]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
This is uncomfortable.

[from trailer]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
There's the book! Now, it's our turn to rewrite the story.

[from trailer]

Mr. Krabs:
Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order!

[from sneak peek]

Squidward Tentacles:
Mr. Krabs, the customers are getting restless.

[the customers are yelling "refunds!"]

Mr. Krabs:
Listen up, boy get in there and make me customers some krabby patties.

[SpongeBob screams like a girl when he finds out there are no krabby patties there]

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy? [He opens the freezer door a little, and he screamed like a girl as well] We're out of krabby patties?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
How can we make more krabby patties without the secret formula?

Mr. Krabs:
You've got to have that formuler memorized by now.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
But as you are aware, sir, the Employee Handbook clearly states, and I quote, "No employee may in part, or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty secret formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint".

Mr. Krabs:
[He sobbed] Oh, curse you, fine print!

[from sneak peek]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[They arrived in the human world] Woah! What is this place?

Mr. Krabs:
I have a bad feeling about this.

Patrick Star:
[they see a foot] Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[to the foot] Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the krabby patty?

Patrick Star:
Hey! My friend is talking to you. [He taps the foot several times]

[from TV spot]

[Patrick throws a giant jar of mayonnaise and lands in the middle of the ground as Plankton's battle tank gets stuck in the mayonnaise]

Plankton:
Oh, shrimp.

[Plankton's battle tank explodes]

[from TV spot]

Patrick Star:
Hey, I got feet!

[from TV spot]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Maybe, you should get that checked out.

Patrick Star:
[His eyes are holed by the cannonball] Why?

[from TV spot]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
We're putting a team together.

Patrick Star:
Ooh, pick me!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
To the surface!

[from TV spot]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Let's go, team!

[a pelican squawks at Patrick as he is pushed down, hanging to an edge of a rock cliff]

Patrick Star:
I want a new team! This one's broken!

[from TV spot]

Patrick Star:
What's the secret password?

SpongeBob SquarePants, Plankton:
Uuuhhhh...

Patrick Star:
Correct!

[from TV spot]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?

Plankton:
Something moronic?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Wow.

[from TV spot]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Look out!

[a boy on his skateboard hits a pole and falls down]

Sandy Cheeks:
Aw, nuts!

[from preview]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
We'll take one secret formula to go! Clear the area, citizens. There's gonna be some serious aft kicking here.

[a boy takes a picture of SpongeBob and his friends on his phone]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Sour Note!

[Squidward magically unleashes a clarinet and starts playing a really louder note which made the customers covering their ears and leave]

Burger-Beard:
No, wait, wait! Customers! No wait, please!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
We'll take one secret formula to go. Clear the area, citizens! There's gonna be some serious aft-kicking here!

Patrick Star:
FINLAND!

[during Spongebob's sacrifice ceremony]

Squidasaurus Rex:
And I thought my "friends" were primitive.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Patrick, hand me the potatoes.

Patrick Star:
Mashed or scalloped?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Better make them... raw!

Patrick Star:
Aye, aye, sir! [Gives sack of potatoes to SpongeBob, who loads them in a cannon]

Sandals:
Hey, it's raining pickles. Now it's raining... [Plankton's tank lands on him]... tanks!

Plankton:
You're welcome.

Patrick Star:
[Licking a picture of a Krabby Patty] Does anyone have a picture of some ketchup?

Sandy Cheeks:
Aw, nuts! I'm out of nuts.

Squidward Tentacles:
You know what this needs? Some interpretive dance.

Plankton:
[nervous]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you, he's innocent.

Plankton:
What are you going to do Krabs? Pour hot oil on me, or put bamboo shoots under my nails?

Mr. Krabs:
No, knock knock.

Plankton:
Knock knock jokes? I could do this all day Krabs.

Mr. Krabs:
Knock knock.

Plankton:
Oh boy, who's there?

Mr. Krabs:
Jimmy.

Plankton:
Jimmy who?

Mr. Krabs:
Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!

Plankton:
Well, that's stupid but how is that torture?

Mr. Krabs:
Hee hee hee. You'll see.

[Mr. Krabs puts on headphones]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Jimmy, back my formula, hmm. Ooooooooh, I get it!

[SpongeBob starts laughing]

Plankton:
[while he hears SpongeBob laughing, he screams]

Mr. Krabs:
[still has headphones on and ignores everything]

Plankton:
[SpongeBob continues to laugh and Plankton is screaming] Oh make it stop Krabs, make it stop!

Squidward:
Mr Krabs! Spongebob zip it

Plankton:
Thank you Squiddy

Squidward:
Customers are getting restless They're asking for refunds

SpongeBob SquarePants:
I'll rock him while you read him a bedtime story.

Plankton:
Uh once upon a time there was a big pink fat idiot who went to sleep. The End!

Patrick Star:
Nice try.

Patrick Star:
Justice is best soft served.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Patrick, I should've never doubted about your super powers.

Patrick Star:
I can't think of a sweeter way to go.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Sandy? Is that you?

Sandy Cheeks:
You can call me The Rodent!

Burger-Beard:
I'm gonna scrub my armpits with you.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
I don't get it.

Squidward Tentacles:
Because you're a sponge.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Patrick why are you doing this?

Patrick Star:
Because I need Krabby Patties! Hurry up i'm hungry!

Mr. Krabs:
Release the condiments!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
With relish!

Patrick Star:
Hey! Where'd the pirate go?

Seagull:
You'd better keep reading Mr. Pirate or else!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
See you later Te-am mate!

Patrick:
SpongeBob, you will not believe the size of the ice creams there. I wonder what other giant snacks they have. [gasps] Cotton candy?!

[He and Patrick jump on the Cotton Candy machine]

SpongeBob:
Wow.

Sandy:
If you ate all of that, you would have enough energy to run around the whole world.

[SpongeBob and Patrick jump into the Cotton Candy machine and they both twirl around in it as cotton candy forms around them, they soon come to a stop and suck all the cotton candy around them off. The pair start going hyper and begin laughing as they seemly run all over the world although it turns out that they are actually standing in front of a postcard stand with Sandy taking one of the cards out from its rack]

Squidward:
[blocking his head with his hands] Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off? [SpongeBob and Patrick fall over on their frontsides]

SpongeBob:
Sour Note?

[Squidward, a.k.a. Sour Note, takes out his clarinet and extends it. He took a big deep breath and then blows his clarinet, playing horrible music, causing Burger Beard's customers to cover their ears and run away]

Kyle:
My tiny little eardrums!

Burger-Beard:
[as customers run away] Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on! Wait! Wait! Customers! Wait, please! [angered, he walks toward SpongeBob and the others]

SpongeBob:
Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.

[Patrick, a.k.a. Mr. Superawesomeness, scrunches his face and ice cream cones are yanked from beachgoers. In a dramatic gesture, he grabs the cones and holds them up. As the sky darkens and lightning strikes, Burger Beard holds up a pink umbrella. Suddenly, he smiles and licks them]

Patrick:
Mmmmmmm! [giggles]

SpongeBob:
Uhh, Maybe we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.

Plankton:
You're not gonna start singing, are you?

SpongeBob:
? Teamwork! ?

Plankton:
Oh, brother.

SpongeBob:
? We can do anything when we have teamwork. ? [The word "TEAMWORK" appears] ? Don't you think so, my friend? ?

Plankton:
? No te-am work. It's getting in the way of my sche-am work. ? [Plankton blows up the word "TEAMWORK] ? What don't you comprehend? ?

SpongeBob:
? But working together is the key. Nothing's impossible when it's you and me! ? [he and Plankton are building a house]

Plankton:
? I'm doing just fine on my own. ?

SpongeBob:
? Work is no fun when you do it alone! ?

Plankton:
? If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself! ?

SpongeBob:
? But what if you need something on a higher shelf? ?

Plankton:
[singing fast] ? But I'm the target of a very scary crazy post apocalyptic mob! ?

SpongeBob:
[using a bulldozer] ? Well, that's exactly why you need a partner helping you with this important job! ?

? I'll be the hammer, and you'll be the nail. ?

? I'll be the boat, and you'll be the sail! ?

? I'm the flower, you're the aroma! ?

Plankton:
? Right now I wish I was in a coma! ?

SpongeBob:
Come on! ? I'm here for you, and you're here for me! ?

? It's better when you, plus me, equals we! ? [his holes turn into Planktons] ?

? Working together in harmony! ? [SpongeBob and Plankton climbs up a Mountain and puts a flag on top]

? Side by side, we can reach our dreams, cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team! ? [Back in Bikini Bottom]

Plankton:
Put me down! [SpongeBob sets him down on a rock] Well... [sighs] ...that's one minute of my life I'll never get back.

SpongeBob:
Not without a time machine.

Plankton:
Wait a minute, hold that thought. [SpongeBob grabs a thought bubble with a question mark on it.] Now back up.

SpongeBob:
enihcam emit a tuohtiw toN. (Translation backwards: "Not without a time machine.")

Plankton:
Slow down.

SpongeBob:
[slow voice] Not without a time machine.

[At Taco Haüs]

SpongeBob:
[From inside] Is this where we're gonna build our time machine?

Plankton:
[Inside the restaurant] Sure. It's got everything we need. A photo booth, a cuckoo clock, [The clock goes off] some day old chips. Now all we have to do is build it.

[SpongeBob plays his pitch pipe again but Plankton takes it into the photo booth]

Plankton:
Oh, no, you don't.

SpongeBob:
Hey, my pitch pipe.

Plankton:
Uh, I need it for the time machine.

SpongeBob:
Oh, okay. [Plankton smashes the pitch pipe with a hammer and flushes it down a toilet off-screen]

Plankton:
[walks out of the photo booth] Installed!

[They start building the time machine, Plankton uses a big hammer while SpongeBob uses a small one, then SpongeBob pour a bucket of nuts and bolts into an opening at the top of the photo booth, then he saws a block of wood while Plankton holds on to the other end, then Plankton runs on a screwdriver while SpongeBob pushes it close slowly, they break for lunch where SpongeBob eats a taco while Plankton has a sausage, then SpongeBob tries to loop a pink thread through a needle when Plankton helps him, Plankton signals SpongeBob to install a tube into an opening, then he turns the clock hand backwards and the time machine starts up]

Plankton:
I did it!

SpongeBob:
No. We did it.

Plankton:
Wait. We did do it. As a team.

SpongeBob:
A team.

Plankton:
Whatever.

SpongeBob/Plankton:
? Working together in harmony! ? [SpongeBob and Plankton pops out of the Peanut Butter and Jam jars]

? Side by side, we can reach our dreams, cause nothing's impossible, when we're a team! ?

[Back at Taco Haüs]

SpongeBob:
[Carrying Karen into the time machine] Okay, now for the brains.

[Inside the time machine, he pushes Karen into the opening and she powers up]

Karen:
OK, Plankton, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So, if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now.

Plankton:
Well, Karen. I know I've taken you for granted all these years and I... I just wanted to say... I'm glad you're on my team.

Karen:
Oh, Sheldon. That's the sweetest thing you've ever s--

[Plankton flips a switch and Karen shuts off and her screen flashes 12:
00 AM, Plankton starts to cry]

SpongeBob:
Plankton, are you crying?

Plankton:
No, no, no, it's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball. [wipes his tear away] There's always stuff getting in there. Anyway, [Clears throat] where were we? [from outside the time machine] Say "cheese".

SpongeBob:
[inserts a quarter in the coin slot] Cheese!

[They travel through a time space vortex where Squeeze Me by N.E.R.D. plays and they crash through a giant taco leaving their cartoony outlines, The Time Machine take SpongeBob and Plankton to a desert part of Bikini Bottom four days in the future, they step out and explore]

Plankton:
According to my calculations, the Krusty Krab should be right here.

SpongeBob:
What's that over there?

[Patrick turns around who is now rapidly aged with gray hair, eyebrows and a long beard]

Future Patrick:
SpongeBob?

SpongeBob:
Patrick?

Future Patrick:
Is it really you?

SpongeBob:
Yes, Patrick. It's–

Future Patrick:
Finally! The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!

SpongeBob:
Great Krabby Patty Famine? Oh, what year is this?

Future Patrick:
It's Thursday.

Plankton:
According to my calculations, we've only gone 4 days into the future.

SpongeBob:
Where is everybody?

Future Patrick:
They all gave up on you but not me! 'Cause I'm not very smart.

SpongeBob:
Where is the Krusty Krab?

Future Patrick:
Right where it's always been.

[The wind blows a bunch of sand away revealing Patrick sitting on The Krusty Krab sign, SpongeBob gasps, then he and Plankton run back into the time machine]

[At the Krusty Krab two days in the past]

Past SpongeBob:
[walks in, gasps] Plankton?!

Past Plankton:
SpongeBob!?

Past SpongeBob:
[time machine appears and SpongeBob and Plankton walk out] Plankton?! [gasps]

Past Plankton:
SPONGEBOB?! Who are you two supposed to be?

Plankton:
I'm you from the future.

SpongeBob:
[points to his past self] And I'm him from the future!

Past Plankton:
So you traveled back through time to help me? Great thinking!

SpongeBob:
Nope. He's helping me.

Past SpongeBob:
[gasps] But he's the enemy.

SpongeBob:
Was the enemy. Now we're a team.

Past Plankton:
What, a te-am?

Plankton:
A team! All right, go get the formula.

[SpongeBob runs over to the safe]

Past SpongeBob:
What have I become?

SpongeBob:
All right, Plankton. [tries to grab the secret formula from Plankton's past self]

Past SpongeBob:
Do you have flying boat mobiles in the future?

Plankton:
We only came back from the day after tomorrow, dim wit.

Past SpongeBob:
Are there rocket packs?

[SpongeBob trying to get the formula]

Past SpongeBob:
Did they outlaw clothes in the future?

Plankton:
NO!

Past SpongeBob:
Then why are you naked?

Plankton:
'Cause they don't make clothes in my size.

SpongeBob:
Hold still you! [SpongeBob tries to grab the formula when Plankton's past self runs away]

Past SpongeBob:
If you're from the future, what am I gonna say next?

Plankton:
Something moronic?

Past SpongeBob:
Wow!

Plankton:
Hey, hurry up over there!

Past Plankton:
[SpongeBob knocks the decoy formula bottle off the pressure plate and the light goes on and it beeps; screams] Uh oh, that ain't good.

Computer Voice:
[as a red light turns on and off] Initiating Lockdown Sequence.

Plankton:
Come on, SpongeBob. We gotta get outta here.

SpongeBob:
[grabs the fake formula thinking it's the real one] Got it!

Plankton:
Come on!

[SpongeBob runs into the time machine and they return to the present]

SpongeBob and Plankton:
[laughing together]

SpongeBob:
Oh, that was crazy.

Plankton:
So that's what teamwork is. All those years, I tried to make you mine and I finally did it. I mean, we did it!

[Back with Burger-Beard and the seagulls]

Burger-Beard:
And so, it would seem that our heroes have accomplished all they had set out to do.

[Burger-Beard is seen reading and piloting the ship at the same time. He shuts the book]

Andy:
Now that's an ending.

Seagull:
Woohoo!

[As Burger-Beard starts his pirate ship]

Plankton:
Where do you think you're going?

Burger Beard:
[he laughs at Plankton's small stature] Why don't you get going, little fella, before you hurt yourself?

[Plankton slides out of view, then he begins to lift the pirate ship. He is now Plank-Ton the muscular giant]

SpongeBob:
[surprised] Plankton?

Plankton:
It's Plank-Ton! [to Burger-Beard] Come on down from there, little fella. You wouldn't wanna get hurt. Huh?

[Burger-Beard climbs inside his ship and Plankton growls and he throws the ship into the air, catches it and spins it on his finger like a basketball and he pokes his head into a porthole of the ship]

Plankton:
Come out, come out wherever you are. Huh? [Burger-Beard squirts ketchup in Plankton's face; screams] MY EYE!!

[He drops the pirate ship. It crashes into the street and Burger-Beard climbs out and runs away]

SpongeBob:
He's getting away!

Plankton:
[he jumps over to the ship] Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?

[Invincibubble smiles at the idea. Plank-Ton picks him up by SpongeBob's legs, takes a deep breath and blows into SpongeBob's bubble wand creating lots of bubbles coming after Burger Beard. The bubbles clear to show Plankton holding Burger-Beard in his fingers and he tries to run]

Plankton:
The formula, please.

Burger Beard:
Come on. Team up with me. We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?

Plankton:
No, thanks. I'm already part of a teamwork.

[Burger-Beard gives Plankton the formula and he kicks him back to Bikini Atoll where he his body is buried in the sand. He mutters nonsense]