The To Do List

Cameron:
Sex is a big deal, but it's also not a big deal. Don't get me wrong, it's a big deal. But it doesn't have to be such a big deal.

Brandy Klark:
No. No, it doesn't.

Cameron:
I guess what I mean is, sometimes sex is just sex.

Brandy Klark:
Yeah, sometimes sex is just sex.

Judge Klark:
There are doors we don't do. The back door is one of them.

Judge Klark:
Oh my God, it's the slutty Oompa Loompas.

Brandy Klark:
I plan on getting finger-banged tonight.

Wendy:
I think it's finger-blasted.

Fiona:
No, it's finger-bombed, b*tches.

Willy:
Where are you going?

Cameron:
I need some air!

Willy:
It's an outdoor pool.

Willy:
Look, it's the president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

[Brandy rides up to the Big Bun drive-through speaker on her bike]

Fiona:
Welcome to Big Bun, may I take your order?

Brandy Klark:
I've decided to lose my virginity to Rusty Waters.

Fiona:
Would you like fries with that?

Brandy Klark:
No.

Brandy Klark:
Don't you have a dick to suck?

Amber:
Several! Unlike you, f***tard!

Brandy Klark:
Cluck you!

Amber:
Cluck? Say f***, like a normal person.

Willy:
Brandy, what do you think would have happened if I hadn't shown up?

Brandy Klark:
I probably would have swallowed.

Brandy Klark:
Haha, very Caddyshack of you.

Willy:
What does she mean by Caddyshack?

Cameron:
Brandy, you gave me a handjob. Dosn't that mean anything to you?

Brandy Klark:
No, it's a handjob.

Brandy Klark:
It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.