The Windblown Hare

Bugs Bunny:
Why, Granny! You're just a wolf in cheap clothing.

Bugs Bunny:
My, Grandma. How big eyes you have?

Big Bad Wolf:
All the better to - [Bugs pokes Wolf's eyes hard] EEEOOOOWWWW!

Bugs Bunny:
And what big ears you have?

Big Bad Wolf:
OH YEAH? And what big ears YOU have?

Bugs Bunny:
And what big feet you have!

Big Bad Wolf:
And what a big red coat you've got on!

Bugs Bunny:
[Takes off Wolf's disguse] Why, Granny. You're just a wolf with cheap clothing.

Big Bad Wolf:
AND YOU'RE NOT RED RIDING HOOD!

Bugs Bunny:
Oh right, smarty-pants. Since I'm not Red Riding Hood, you don't get the present I brought over.

Big Bad Wolf:
Oh, come on! Be a good guy. Give me what ya got. Please? Huh huh? Please huh please?

Bugs Bunny:
Well, okay. But remember... [Splats cake onto Wolf's face] You asked for it!

Big Bad Wolf:
I'm gonna huff, and I'll puff, and I'll... [looks up line in book] Oh, yeah... and I'll b-b-b-blow your house down!

Bugs Bunny:
Now just a minute, Doc... [the wolf blows the wooden house down and leaves] Of course you know, this means war.

Bugs Bunny:
They're home, Doc. Start blowing.

Big Bad Wolf:
I can't blow the brick house down. It says so in the book.

Bugs Bunny:
Book, schnook! Blow the house down.

Big Bad Wolf:
I'm gonna huff, and I'll puff, and I'll b-b-b-blow your house down!

Pig #1:
Listen, it's that windy wolf. [They laugh]

Pig #2:
Ah, blow your brains out.

Pig #3:
We know you can't blow down bricks. [the wolf blows; after a moment, the house explodes]

Big Bad Wolf:
I did it!

the Three Little Pigs:
He did it?

Bugs Bunny:
[Next to a detonator] Eh... *we* did it.

Big Bad Wolf:
[Reading his book] Hmm, says here I can't blow down a brick house.

Bugs Bunny:
[Bugs walks by singing dressed as Little Red Riding Hood] The rabbit in red, la da da di, the rabbit in red.

Big Bad Wolf:
Hey kid; who are you?

Bugs Bunny:
[Opening Wolf's book to Little Red Riding Hood] Here, Doc, read this.

Big Bad Wolf:
[Reading] One day, Little Red Riding Hood, Grandma's house, Wolf ate grandma, 'my, GRandma what big ears you have'! [Looks at watch] Holy cow! I haven't even taken care of Grandma yet!

Big Bad Wolf:
[Running into Granny's house] Alright, Grandma! Out! Get a move on! Hit the bricks, sister!

Granny:
Land's sake, Wolf; ain't you goin' to eat me?

Big Bad Wolf:
No time for that, Granny; get moving, shake a leg.

Granny:
Can't a body even get her shawl on? Stop that, Wolf! [Suitcase flies across the room, knocking Granny through the door]

Big Bad Wolf:
[Reading his book] Hmm, says here I can't blow down a brick house.

Bugs Bunny:
[Bugs walks by singing dressed as Little Red Riding Hood] The rabbit in red/ la da da di di di/ the rabbit in red.

Big Bad Wolf:
Hey kid; who are you?

Bugs Bunny:
[Opening Wolf's book to Little Red Riding Hood] Here, Doc, read this.

Big Bad Wolf:
[Reading quickly] One day, Little Red Riding Hood, Grandma's house, Wolf ate grandma, 'my, GRandma what big ears you have'!

[Looks at watch]

Big Bad Wolf:
Holy cow! I haven't even taken care of Grandma yet!

Big Bad Wolf:
[Running into Granny's house] Alright, Grandma! Out! Get a move on! Hit the bricks, sister!

Granny:
Land's sakes, Wolfie; ain't you gonna eat me?

Big Bad Wolf:
No time for that, Granny; get moving, shake a leg.

Granny:
Can't a body even get her shawl on? Stop that, Wolf!

[Suitcase flies across the room, knocking Granny through the door]

Bugs Bunny:
[after completing his revenge on the wolf; to the wolf] Serves you right. Blowing down my houses.

Big Bad Wolf:
Not your houses. The pigs' houses. I got to do what it says in the book.

Bugs Bunny:
[Realizing] Oh, I get it. It's those pigs' houses.