The X Files: Resist or Serve

Dana Scully:
[after curing Mulder of the zombie virus] I suppose that rules out a supernatural involvement.

Fox Mulder:
Just because there's a scientific cure, doesn't rule out a supernatural cause.

Dana Scully:
I should have stuck the needle in your ass.

Fox Mulder:
First they rise from the dead and now they attack from behind? That's just bullshit!

Dana Scully:
Just because these girls have a high school facination with witchcraft it doesn't mean they're raising the dead.

Fox Mulder:
Saw them do it on Buffy.

Dana Scully:
There's something strange going on here Mulder!

Fox Mulder:
Agreed. And we need to do something before this place turns into the 'Thriller' video.

Fox Mulder:
[to himself in the adult video section] Damn! Ass Lovers 36 is out.

Dana Scully:
[Also to herself] Well it's not as big as Mulders selection.

Alvin Kersh:
The walking dead? An alien virus? Government Cover-Ups? Your report sounds like the plot of a bad video game.

Ringo Langly:
OK boys and girls, if I can't read you loud and clear, I blame Frohike.

Melvin Frohike:
I heard that!

Dana Scully:
Are you driving us into a Witchhunt Mulder?

Fox Mulder:
If you want to catch Witches you have to go on a Witchhunt Scully.

Dana Scully:
So what? These people think these girls are what? Raising the dead?

Fox Mulder:
Kids today huh?

Dana Scully:
[Putting a gun to Alex's head] Drop the gun or I will shoot you where you stand!

Ringo Langly:
I don't think I can ever do what you just did. But I gotta hand it to ya! How bout a hand of agent Scully?

Dana Scully:
Ok Langly, enough.

Ringo Langly:
Sure was nice of John Gillnitz to lend you a hand. Why don't you grab a foot just in case? Might come in handy!

Dana Scully:
Langly. Where's the door?

Ringo Langly:
Left, down the hall. [sings to himself] Hands up, baby hands up! Kama Hand Jive!

Dana Scully:
Langly, I swear. If you don't shut up, I'm going to take this hand and beat you with it.

Ringo Langly:
Fair enough.

Dana Scully:
So we're sure the Briar Lake corpses were brought here?

Ringo Langly:
Ummmm, define "sure."

Dana Scully:
Gugh! Lets just do this!

Melvin Frohike:
Anyone want to venture a guess what the hell that thing was?

Dana Scully:
I hate to break it to you guys but we're being effeted by cosmic radiation. It was probably a hallucination.

Melvin Frohike:
That was a bad trip. Just say no to cosmic radiation.

Dana Scully:
Why do I get the impression you're taking me to see a spaceship?

Fox Mulder:
It's the hip thing to do because no-one knows about it yet.

Dana Scully:
Mulder, this artifact I have holds the key to unlocking every question in the X-Files. What more to you hope to find here?

Fox Mulder:
The Truth.

Dana Scully:
Well I'm not going to let you do this alone. Ok then, show me a spaceship.

Fox Mulder:
I knew you were hip.

Ringo Langly:
Oh you're going to take that guys hand off?

Dana Scully:
Yes Langly.

Ringo Langly:
That's both really cool and totally sickening at the same time. I can see why Frohike likes you.

Melvin Frohike:
Open says-me!