Three Pests in a Mess

Larry:
You gonna hit him with the water?

Moe:
No, I'm gonna throw the water away and hit him with the bucket.

Larry:
Oh. [Moe stomps on his foot] Ow!

Curly:
[falls down] Yaaah!

Cheatham's Secretary:
Are you hurt?

Curly:
I think I've been stabbed. [gets up]

Cheatham's Secretary:
[pulls ball of yarn and knitting needles out of his seat] Well look what you did to my knitting needles.

Curly:
It didn't do me much good either.

Curly:
Hey Moe, you know that dead guy? He just slapped me.

Moe:
Like this? [slaps Curly]

Curly:
Yeah, just like that only it was on the other side.

Larry:
Where's the body?

Curly:
I ain't got any body, I lost it.

Moe:
Well you're gonna go find it!

Curly:
[the guard's in a bag, Curly thinks it's the corpse] This is all your fault. [kicks the guard, the guard kicks him] Did you kick me?

Cemetery Guard:
No.

Curly:
Well it's a good thing you didn't because if you did I'd... [screams and runs off]

Curly:
[tumble weed rolls past him] Somebody just ran by me.

Moe:
What'd he look like?

Curly:
I couldn't tell, he was on his hands and knees and had a big head full of curls...

Larry:
Say, why don't we put him [the corpse] out in the street?

Curly:
What? And have somebody run over him and kill him again? [shakes his head]

Moe:
We're gonna bury him right here!