Untitled Horror Comedy

Hell Hunter:
I hope you kissed your grandma goodnight!

Cedric:
I talked to the director, and he knew my name!

Charlie Lauren:
I don't even know your name.

Cedric:
f*** you!

Scooter:
It looks worse than it feels. It doesn't feel so good either. Maybe it's about even.

Lee:
All I could hear were the chainsaws... and the screaming!

Scottie Madison:
I see what you're doing. You're trying to make yourself look sexier than me.

Aunt Bee:
Does baby like what mommy is doing?

Beer Dude 1:
Here's the rest of your beer.

Smokes Callahan:
You know what happens when you bring a knife to a gun party? Things get a little cockeyed in Tombstone.