War of the Servers

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Narrator - Steinmann:
[narrating] No one would've believed, in the last update of GMod, that our servers were being watched from players on other servers. No one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few players even considered the possibility of so many bad players on these servers, and yet, across the gulf of the Internet, minds immeasurably bigger than ours regard our servers with envious eyes. And slowly, and surely, they drew their contraptions against us.