When Mousehood Was in Flower

[opening narration]

Narrator:
Once upon a time, when knighthood was in flower, there lived a poor old nobleman and his beautiful daughter. In fact, they were so poor that he was down to his last tea bag.

[first lines]

Nobleman:
[singing] # Oh, I'm from the Bureau of Internal Revenue. / Your taxes are due; they're long past due. / According to the government, you owe a lot of dough. / And if you don't pay it, out you go. #

[last lines]

All:
[singing] # All hail to the hero! All to the hero! / All hail to the hero... #

Dopey Knight:
He did it again!

All:
#... of the day! #