Who I Am and What I Want

Pete:
I don't want to live with a herd of twats who are going to make me wear clothes and eat with a knife and fork.

Pete:
I want to be water-soluble so that when I go water ski-ing and fall off I will dissolve before the sharks can eat me.

Pete:
Everyone around here knows me. [shouts to golden nugget bar's bouncer]

Bouncer:
F*** Off!

Pete:
I'm not allowed in The Golden Nugget... not anymore. I don't know why I'm not allowed in there. I can't remember having done anything.

Pete:
What's underneath?

God:
People with no eyes and the flesh like that of a worm.

Pete:
Oh, God. What should I do?

God:
Dig them up and try to reason with them.