Women & Menu

Jade:
Honestly, honesty is very scary.

Daisy:
One cup of coffee. And you?

Willie:
Wait. This isn't about coffee, this is about honesty.

Daisy:
What kind of tea?

Bartender:
I'm a Leo. What are you?

Daisy:
I'm an obsessive compuslive neurotic.

Masochist:
I knew I met you before. That night in Reno at the S&M convention.

Bartender:
Right, right. You wanted, what was it?

Masochist:
To be held... tightly.

Daisy:
I want love. But only from a really really clean guy.

Masochist:
I say the dirtier, the better.

Bartender:
What's your number?

Alcoholic:
100 proof. [passes out]