X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse

Sugarman:
Your worst nightmare, pally. The name's Sugarman, though I know you don't know... ya know?

Sauron:
I've already told Apocalypse I'm not interested in joining him. Why does he send lackeys to try and persuade me?

Deadpool:
Welcome to Loserville. Population: You.

Iceman:
And the crowd goes wild.

[makes a crowd noise]

Gambit:
Oh, dat's gonna leave a mark!

Wolverine:
I'm the best at what I do.

Deadpool:
Everyone protect me!

Rogue:
Wolverine, when will you learn that you can't solve problems with your fists?

Wolverine:
Don't know Rouge. This far I haven't met a problem I could'nt solve with my fist.

Deadpool:
Me? Yeah, I'm fine. I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip you to tiny shreds and then dance and spit all over your graves.

Deadpool:
Wow, this is really, really freaky! I could swear I know you from somewhere. Did we go to law school together?

Deadpool:
I know what you mean. I've seen you before, I just can't place your face. Weren't you in my oragami class last fall?

Deadpool:
Wait! I know where I've seen your face. In my mirror... every morning!"

Deadpool:
Heavens to murgatroide! That's it! You're me!

Deadpool:
No no no no no no no, I beg to differ. You... are me!

Deadpool:
Come on. let's not quibble over such a huge philosophical conundrum here. What do you say when you meet yourself?

Deadpool:
How about 'you're lookin goooood!'

Deadpool:
Works for me. Well, now I have to kill ya. Not that I want to, it's just a little something Mister Sinister ordered me to do.

Deadpool:
Are you ok?

Deadpool:
Me? I'm fine. I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip you into tiny shreds and spit on all of your graves.

Deadpool:
I'm really good at killing. You might say it's my specialty. That and ballroom dancing. But guess which one I can actually make a living at.

Deadpool:
Somebody test this guy for steriods!

Abyss:
This is the best Magneto could do? Team up with the X-Men? Oh, forgive me, but even you have to admit it's laughable.

Toad:
[Colossus has given Wanda a compliment] Ho ho ho, wait a second. If we look past the fact that Colossus is big and handsome and well-rugged. What does he got that I ain't got?

Nightcrawler:
Truly mindblowing, isn't it Toad?

Colossus:
Do not worry my friend, I will take care of this cossack.

Juggernaut:
Bring it on comrade!

Deadpool:
[Upon defeating an enemy, pensievely] But did either of us truly win?

Gambit:
[Upon levelling up] Wooh! This's better'n Mardi Gras!

Wolverine:
[Upon defeating an enemy] Look at you. All busted up.

Gambit:
[Discussing the insectoids Cerci] I'll just wear me some bug-stompin' boots and we'll be at that door in no time!

Scarlet Witch:
Gambit, the Cerci grow to the size of a man and can crush rocks with their mandibles.

Gambit:
Oh.

Deadpool:
EVERYBODY! Shield me with your bodies!

Gambit:
Woohoo, I'm the Ragin' Cajun!

Iceman:
[while arguing with Juggernaut] Wow, big AND dumb! What an unusual combination!

Deadpool:
[after defeating an enemy] Now gimme all your lunch money!

Iron Man:
Sunfire, it's an honor to be working with you!

Jean Grey:
Sunfire, your fighting techniques are flawless!

Sunfire:
Ms. Grey, perhaps learning one of the martial arts will help you learn complete control over your powers.

Cyclops:
Don't anybody move!... I lost my contact lens.

Cyclops:
Jean, let me know if Juggernaut is harassing you. I'd be more than happy to "correct" the situation.

Cyclops:
I'm glad to see you're with us on this mission, Sunfire.

Storm:
You're fighting brilliantly, Jean.

Cyclops:
Jean, are you alright? You're not having those power fluctuations again, are you?

Bishop:
Magneto's leaving your girlfriend Rogue alone, right Gambit?

Iron Man:
Storm, I don't get it, why would Xavier agree to work with Magneto?

Iron Man:
Magneto, ever thought of helping, rather than hurting mankind?

Iron Man:
I hate to admit it Magneto, but you're really a talented fighter.

Gambit:
Ororo, you're as pretty as a sunrise over the bayou, mm-hmm!

Rogue:
Magneto, I saw you looking at me. Give it up hun, we're way through!

Iron Man:
I used to think Wolverine was the most stubborn man alive. That was until I met you, Bishop!

Scarlet Witch:
You're more powerful than I had been led to believe, Ms. Grey.

Jean Grey:
You're really holding the team together, Cyclops.

Sunfire:
[while arguing with Pyro over challenging Abyss]... But that is why we came here, why we fought so many battles. We must face Abyss, and defeat him, so that Genosha, can be free!

Jean Grey:
Storm, after this mission is over, maybe you and I can give Juggernaut a lesson in manners.

Iceman:
So Jean, any word from Magma lately?

Zealot:
What are you doing here, Magneto? Shouldn't you be sitting on a throne giving orders? It's not your style doing any of the dirty work.

Magneto:
Zealot, you have no idea the number of times I wanted to permanently silence your endless prattle during the Genoshan Council Meetings.

Zealot:
You can't silence me, Magneto. The people of Genosha know that I will lead them to a better tomorrow. They are done listening to your poisonous lies.

Magneto:
You... as the leader? The people of Genosha would soon be ruled over by a chimpanzee. Face it Zealot, you were barely enough to garner enough votes to join the council.

Zealot:
But the number of people faithful to me have grown and become more vocal. They would follow me to the ends of the Earth.

Magneto:
The few misguided Genoshans who follow you only do so because you promised them power and prestige once you've gained control.

Zealot:
How wrong you are, Magneto. And once Apocalypse has found what he wants, he will hand control of Genosha over to me. Then you will see how the people will love me!

Magneto:
Zealot, don't tell me you're starting to believe your own lies. That can be very dangerous.

Zealot:
You've insulted me for the last time, Magneto. I will destroy you!

Living Monolith:
Who are you to awaken the Living Monolith! I will utterly annihilate you.

Sunfire:
My name is Sunfire, and I do not wish to fight you.

Living Monolith:
Sunfire, you are so tiny. You will not last long against a creature such as me. Flee now while there is still breath in your body.

Sunfire:
I cannot do that, Living Monolith. You must let me pass.

Living Monolith:
Why would you risk certain death, little one? It makes no sense.

Sunfire:
Apocalypse is threatening to start a war with the aid of a device powered by four mutants. I am honor bound to stop him before he is able to achieve his goal.

Living Monolith:
It is good to meet a warrior who regards honor so highly. But I too am honor bound to guard this portal. None shall pass through.

Sunfire:
Very well then, Living Monolith. Let the battle begin.

Mister Sinister:
Greetings, Nightcrawler. It is indeed a pleasure to see you.

Nightcrawler:
Mister Sinister! What in heaven's name are you doing here?

Mister Sinister:
I'm merely gathering up my lab notes. Ah, if only I had more time to really endulge myself with the Genoshans.

Nightcrawler:
You monster. How could you experiment on mutants?

Mister Sinister:
Quite easily, really. I love to tinker with nature. Take for instance that marvelous teleportation ability of yours. If I were to meld that with the optic ability of Cyclops, who knows what manner of creature would arise?

Nightcrawler:
I do not want to hear your sick schemes. Tell me where Polaris is.

Mister Sinister:
Sorry, Nightcrawler. She's quite valuable to Apocalypse so she's hidden very far away from here. But, I've already said too much. It's time I left.

Nightcrawler:
No, Sinister. Your time is up. You are not getting away from me.

Mister Sinister:
I would love to stay and test that theory, but I really must be going. So you choose... come after me or save these test subjects. But we both know your choice. Goodbye, Nightcrawler. Ha, Ha, Haaaaa!

Nightcrawler:
Sinister set off a trap. We have to save these Genoshans immediately.