Semyon Gorbunkov:
I'm not a coward. But I'm scared.

Dog Owner:
Well, where am I supposed to walk my dog?

Superintendent:
You were presented with your own apartment -- do your walking in there!

Gennady:
Lyolik, he doesn't drink. How am I supposed to get him drunk?

Lyolik:
As our beloved boss says, when someone else is paying, even the nondrinkers and those with ulcer will drink.

Lyolik:
As our boss says, if a person is an idiot, it'll last a long time.

Lyolik:
Give his woman the flowers; the ice cream to the kids. Go and don't screw it up... Kutuzov!

Lyolik:
Only aristocrats and degenerates drink champagne in the morning!

House manager:
Our people do not ride taxi to the bakery!

Semyon Gorbunkov:
Walked and fell, lost conscience, woke up with the cast.

Temptress:
I'm not guilty! He came on his own!

Semyon Gorbunkov:
Yes!

Semyon Gorbunkov:
I should have been in his place!

Semyon Gorbunkov:
I should have been in his place!

Lyolik:
Hello, boss, it's me Lyolik, Lyolik.