Rochester:
Is it rainin' outside?

Jack Benny:
No, Rochester, I was eating a grapefruit and it got out of control.

Phil Harris:
Going somewhere?

Jack Benny:
Listen, Phil, there's a train leaving for the east tonight. I'm going to be on it if I have to sit on the engineer's lap.

Phil Harris:
Well, we just got here. You know what Brenda said... this place grows on you.

Jack Benny:
Well, it'll have to grow on somebody else!