Dr. Lejos/Dracula:
Young people making the most of life - while it lasts.

Chick Young:
I don't get it. Out of all the guys around here that dame has to pick a guy like you.

Wilbur Grey:
What's wrong with that?

Chick Young:
Why don't you go take a look at yourself in the mirror.

Wilbur Grey:
Why should I hurt my own feelings?

Wilbur Grey:
Well that's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day.

McDougal:
A union man only works eight hours a day.

Wilbur Grey:
I belong to two unions.

Wilbur Grey:
Mr. Talbot, and I thought you were such a nice man. Look at you, you're a mess.

Larry Talbot:
Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.

Wilbur Grey:
That's alright; I'm a bit of a wolf myself!

Larry Talbot:
You don't understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf.

Wilbur:
You and twenty million other guys!

Chick Young:
It's only a dummy

Wilbur:
Dummy nothin'. It was smart enough to scare me.

Chick Young:
People pay McDougal cash to come in here and get scared.

Wilbur:
I'm cheatin' him. I'm gettin' scared for nothin'.

Chick Young:
I'm going out an get the other crate. And no back talk!

Wilbur:
I've got just two words to say to you.

Chick Young:
What is that?

Wilbur:
Hurry back.

Wilbur:
You know that person you said there's no such person? I think he's in there... in person. I was reading this sign, Dracula's Legend. All of a sudden I heard...

Chick Young:
That's the wind.

Wilbur:
It should get oiled.

Chick Young:
You're making enough noise to wake up the dead!

Wilbur:
I don't have to wake him up. He's up.

Wilbur:
But does Dracula know it?

Wilbur Grey:
Lock you in?

Wilbur Grey:
He's scared too.

Chick Young:
Why don't you get down to the police station and tell them you know the story of Dracula and Monster they'd be very interested.

Larry Talbot:
I can't do that because then I'd have to tell them who I am and how I know what I know.

Wilbur Grey:
I've got a date. In fact I've got two dates.

Larry Talbot:
But you and I 'have a date with destiny'.

Wilbur Grey:
Let Chick go with Destiny.

Chick Young:
Well after what I've seen, there had better not be any 'maybe'.

Invisible Man:
Oh, that's too bad. I was hoping to get in on the fun!

Chick Young:
Did you say something?

Wilbur Grey:
I didn't say anything.

Invisible Man:
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Invisible Man!

Wilbur Grey:
I've had this brain for thirty years. It hasn't done me any good!

Chick Young:
Hey McDougle! You still want your exhibits?

McDougal:
Yeah, where are they?

Wilbur Grey:
Here comes one of 'em now!

Chick Young:
You know the old saying? Everything comes in threes. Now suppose a third girl should fall in love with you?

Wilbur Grey:
What's her name?

Chick Young:
We'll say her name is Mary.

Wilbur Grey:
Is she pretty?

Chick Young:
Beautiful!

Wilbur Grey:
Naturally, she'd have to be.

Chick Young:
Now you have Mary, you have Joan, and you have Sandra. So, to prove to you that I'm your pal, your bosom friend, I'll take one of the girls off your hands.

Wilbur Grey:
Chick, you're what a call a real pal... you take Mary.

Larry Talbot:
I just got a line on Dracula and the Monster. A certain Dr. Lajos has been receiving a lot of electrical equipment - just the type necessary to revive the Monster.

Wilbur Grey:
So what? I'm way out on an island. I've got my own problems.

Larry Talbot:
Yes, but listen... I believe you're in the house of Dracula right now!

Larry Talbot:
So! We meet again, Count Dracula.

Dracula:
Dracula?

Wilbur Grey:
Yes. That's who he says you are.

Dracula:
Oh. My costume perhaps?

Chick Young:
No. Talbot here thinks you're the real thing!

Wilbur Grey:
Uh-huh. Right out of McDougal's House of Horrors.

Dracula:
What an odd hallucination. But, the human mind is often inflamed with strange complexes. I suggest you consult your physician, Mr. Talbot.

Chick Young:
And take him with you, please.

Dracula:
What we need is young blood... and brains...