Buffalo '66

Billy Brown:
If you make me look bad, I will never ever talk to you again. Ever.

Billy Brown:
Just look like we are a married couple, *spanning time*!

Billy Brown:
We are a couple that doesn't touch.

Janet "Jan" Brown:
Honey, where's the Billy picture?

Billy Brown:
There was nobody that I liked because girls stink. They stink. They're evil. And they're all bad. They're backstabbers, like you.

Billy Brown:
Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. I can't drive these kinda cars! What the f*** is goin' on! You think that's funny? Would you like to know, smartass? Would you like to know why I can't drive this kinda car? I'll tell you why, I'm used to *luxury* cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That's what I drive. I drive cars that *shift* themselves.

Billy Brown:
You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So f*** you.

Billy Brown:
I don't believe them!

Layla:
No, Billy it's good... you know it's good if they like me, then they will be proud of you.

Billy Brown:
Bullshit... my life is sh*t.

Layla:
If you were my son,i-iii would be really proud of you.

Billy Brown:
Did you see them kiss your ass? You made it happen, you made them do it.

Layla:
(sighs) You kidnapped me... you pulled my hair, you threatened me. I just went in there in and did you a favor and I thought I did a good job. And...

Billy Brown:
And what was that sh*t about the CIA? I asked you nice, I said nice: MAKE ME LOOK GOOD! Wha-CIA? You think my father believed that? Do you think he believed that for one second... 'You're son works for the CIA, all the girls love him'... he's nn-smart! He's smart!

Billy Brown:
And if I find out you go near my locker, I swear to God I'll give you a karate chop right in the head.

Billy Brown:
Can I use the bathroom here?

Officer:
I can't let you back in here! This is the discharge gate!

Billy Brown:
Hold me

Layla:
(reaches over to hug him)

Billy Brown:
Don't touch me!

Billy Brown:
(forcing Layla into her compact blue car's passanger's side door runs around jumps in drivers seat and looks confused upset and with arms waving and hands slapping steering wheel says) What's all this? I can't work with this! What's this shifter thing?! I don't do shifter things! I'm used to LUXURY! YOU KNOW, CADILLAC! Have you heard of Cady lac? I didn't think so, shifter thing here! Luxary...you know what LUX...never mind, get out, yeah you're gonna have to drive come on... can you believe that...shifter thing, geezus... (they both get out of the car and walk around the front passing with heads down, no eye contact they get in and he says) "now what's this??? No No No...you gotta clean the windows! How you gonna drive if you cant see through the windows!!! Come on! Jesus...

(They get out of car meet in on driver's side he takes her arm and with her sweater cleans the windshield as she shyly looks at him but trying very hard not to make eye contact she allows him to use her arm as a rag on windshield, her lips pursed in an unassuming smile, blonde straight bangs covering one eye, she looks at him...they say nothing, get in car simutaniously, she starts car, backs out of parking space, and exit's parking lot slowly)

Billy Brown:
I don't need anybody. Do you hear what I said? Do you hear what I said this time? Wanna know the truth? I coulda had any girl I wanted, in school. Any girl I wanted. You know why I didn't have a girlfriend? Huh? Because there was nobody that I liked. Nobody that I liked. That's the truth. I coulda had anybody. There was nobody that I liked because girls stink. They stink. They're evil, and they're all bad. All of them. They're all backstabbers, like you."