Cab Waiting 
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Jack Benny: You know, I got a black eye once for kissing the bride.
Miss Mills: Why, I thought it was customary to kiss the bride after the ceremony.
Jack Benny: Yeah, well, this was two years after.
Jack Benny: Say, your mother likes you, doesn't she, Gonky?
Algonquin Jones: Oh, yes, sir.
Jack Benny: Oh, so she's the one!
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