Stephanie:
Well... I am no sex goddess, but I haven't spent my life up on a tree.

Harvey Greenfield:
Let me put it to you this way: shut up.

Toni Simmons:
Why did you have to go talk to that awful man?

Dr. Julian Winston:
I was getting lonely for the sound of the human voice.

Toni Simmons:
Who are you? What are you doing?

Igor Sullivan:
Mouth to Mouth resuscitation

Toni Simmons:
You were kissing me.

Igor Sullivan:
I lost my head.

Toni Simmons:
Who are you? What are you doing?

Igor Sullivan:
Mouth to Mouth resuscitation.

Toni Simmons:
You were kissing me!

Igor Sullivan:
I lost my head!

Igor Sullivan:
You're lucky I broke in!

Toni Simmons:
Why did you?

Igor Sullivan:
I thought you were dying!

Toni Simmons:
Well, that was the whole idea!

Igor Sullivan:
That's the last time you catch me saving your life!

Igor Sullivan:
You were going about it all wrong. I belive you're supposed to put your head in the stove.

Toni Simmons:
It's a second-hand stove. There were no instructions.

Toni Simmons:
The one who keeps pounding on his typewriter all night? You drive me crazy!

Igor Sullivan:
Why didn't you complain? I could have met you earlier.

Stephanie:
Really, Mrs Durant! Your teeth are more important than your hair!

Mrs. Durant:
You really belive that, don't you? Sad.

Dr. Julian Winston:
Don't you know any girls with straight teeth?

Harvey Greenfield:
It isn't as if i'm planning to stick you

Dr. Julian Winston:
It isn't as if you're going to pay me, either!

Dr. Julian Winston:
Toni, I'm going to marry you!

Toni Simmons:
How do you mean, Marry?

Dr. Julian Winston:
You know, marry, with the judge, the blood test, the license, that kind of marry, right away!

Toni Simmons:
But what about your wife?

Dr. Julian Winston:
My wife? I'll divorce her!

Toni Simmons:
What about the children?

Dr. Julian Winston:
I'll divorce them, too!

Señor Sánchez:
There is something so provocative about a nurse in uniform. No frills. No adornments. Just the basic woman!

Stephanie:
I was married, when I was young.

Dr. Julian Winston:
Married? I had no idea!

Stephanie:
Neither did he!

Stephanie:
Are you asking me to go out?

Dr. Julian Winston:
Why? Is there someone else in that closet?

Dr. Julian Winston:
You're getting as prickly as a damn cactus!

Stephanie:
Pity it wasn't Mr Greenfield!

Igor Sullivan:
You're lucky I broke in.

Toni Simmons:
Why did you?

Igor Sullivan:
I thought you were dying.

Toni Simmons:
Well, that was the whole idea.

Igor Sullivan:
That's the last time you catch me saving your life.

Igor Sullivan:
You were going about it all wrong. I belive you're supposed to put your head in the stove.

Toni Simmons:
It's a second hand stove. There were no instructions.

Toni Simmons:
The one who keeps pounding on his typewriter all night? You drive me crazy.

Igor Sullivan:
Why didn't you complain? I could have met you earlier.

Stephanie:
Really, Mrs Durant. Your teeth are more important than your hair.

Mrs. Durant:
You really belive that, don't you. Sad.

Stephanie:
Mr Greenfield, please don't handle the instruments.

Harvey Greenfield:
I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.

Stephanie:
I didn't know you were interested in reading.

Harvey Greenfield:
It isn't as if i'm planning to stick you

Dr. Julian Winston:
It isn't as if you're going to pay me, either.

Dr. Julian Winston:
You really tried to kill yourself over me?

Toni Simmons:
Stupid, wasn't it?

Dr. Julian Winston:
I'm a bastard, the biggest bastard in the whole world.

Toni Simmons:
Oh, please, you're starting to make it sound like bragging.

Dr. Julian Winston:
Toni, I'm going to marry you.

Toni Simmons:
How do you mean, Marry?

Dr. Julian Winston:
You know, marry, with the judge, the blood test, the license, that kind of marry, right away.

Toni Simmons:
But what about your wife?

Dr. Julian Winston:
My wife? I'll divorce her.

Toni Simmons:
What about the children?

Dr. Julian Winston:
I'll divorce them, too.

Señor Sánchez:
There is something so provocative about a nurse in uniform. No frills. No adorments. Just the basic woman.