Camp Nowhere 
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Dennis Van Welker: Cash.
Walter: Who would think something like this would happen from harmless flares and roman candles?
Steve: This bites.
Heather: We should just go home.
Steve: At least at home they have cable.
"Mud": Dad! Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid.
Gaby: If Mud's guilty I am too.
Zach: I'm guilty too!
Trish: Yeah and I'm stupid too! Well... you know what I mean.
Gaby: Smart enough to act stupid.
Dennis Van Welker: You know, back in the '60s when we said we wanted to change society, maybe we should've been more specific.
Fein: Back in the 60's, some hippies came here and turned the place into a commune. You know, sex, and drugs, and debauchery.
Dennis Van Welker: Knew I'd been here before.
Gaby: Eww! You did that stuff here?
Dennis Van Welker: No... not *here*. (Takes a step to the right and nods)
Arnold: Relax... it'll be fine... I mean we're not complete morons!
Dennis Van Welker: Do you know what the first rule of the theater is, Mud?
Zach: ok... so...
Zach: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME?
Dennis Van Welker: Much better... no.
"Mud": Maybe we could go out when you get b... chests?
Zach: I just gotta say... THIS IS MAJOR COOL,YEAH!
Zach: You know, if you were wearing a skirt right now, I'd be in heaven.
Zach: No problem.
Trish: Wrong! If he was born in 1963, and he's 21, then its 1984! Uh!
"Mud": Who's this?
Dennis Van Welker: Winston Churchill. Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word.
"Mud": Who's Jimi Hendrix?
Dennis Van Welker: Michael Jordan of the electric guitar.
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