Can't Buy Me Love 
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Chuckie Miller: Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?
Ronald Miller: I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindi Mancini.
Chuckie Miller: Cindi Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?
Ronald Miller: That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.
Chuckie Miller: Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.
Ronald Miller: I need to talk to you. Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way.
Patty: I mean, he went from totally geek, to totally chic!
Patty: Didn't you like, used to mow our lawn?
Ronald Miller: Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town!
Cindy Mancini: Guys, I'll see you in home ec, OK?
Barbara: What did he say?
Patty: I don't care! Dig on his shirt...
Cindy Mancini: Guys, I'll meet you at home.
Patty: I don't care! I dig his shirt...
Patty: Like we're not supposed to know he's SPYING on us in his SPAZ-mobile.
Ronald Miller: Nerds, jocks. My side, your side. It's all bullshit. Its hard enough just trying to be yourself.
Ronald Miller: What's his name, Biff?
Cindy Mancini: Don't give me that! His name happens to be... Brett!
Ronald Miller: Is there a difference?
Cindy Mancini: Guys, take a look at forehead... do you see a sign that says information?
Cindy Mancini: Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!
Patty: Are you into long distance relationships?
Ronald Miller: No.
Patty: Now, then why don't you reach out and touch someone?
Barbara: Why wouldn't we go out with Ronald. I mean he's cute and sweet...
Patty: And good...
Patty: Come on, a lady never talks.
Cindy Mancini: Well I'll have to remember that the next time I see one.
Ronald Miller: You can do anything you want, anything you put your heart and mind into!
Cindy Mancini: Whatever happens to your popularity, stay yourself, don't change to please others.
Ronald Miller: Me change? Never.
Quint: Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!
Ronald Miller: You ignored the Donald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express!
Ronald Miller: Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!
Chuckie Miller: Chillin!
Rons Dad: Shut up, Chuck!
Chuckie Miller: I was talking to Ma!
Rons Mom: Shut up, Chuck!
Cindy Mancini: The moon looks different now, it's not as mysterious or romantic as before.
Ronald Miller: I'm sorry I ruined it for you.
Cindy Mancini: You didn't ruin it, you just changed it I guess.
Patty: Cool outfit!
Barbara: What a severe suede!
Cindy Mancini: You guys, it's no big deal. Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. You know they have fine leathers down there.
Patty: Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines!