Fresh from the success of Roger and Me, documentary filmmaker Michael Moore made the mistake of trying his hand at fiction film. Hoping to satirize America's leap into the Gulf War (and its abandonment of its industrial base), he wrote and directed this disappointing comedy, which fell flat despite a cast that included Alan Alda, Rip Torn, Rhea Perlman, John Candy, and Kevin Pollak. The premise is that the president (Alda) is so far down in the polls that he has to create a war to bolster his popularity; he picks a fight with Canada, demonizing the bland denizens of the Great White North to the point that a group of Niagara Falls law-enforcement types (led by Candy in one of his final film roles) decides to invade on their own initiative. There are a couple of funny moments (mostly having to do with the propaganda campaign against Canada), but otherwise, a frozen stiff. --Marshall Fine
Secretary of State:
We were thinking, what could be a bigger threat than aliens invading from space?
Ooh boy! Scare the shit out of everyone. Even me, sir!
Jesus, is this the best you could come up with? What about, ya know, international terrorism?
Well, sir, we're not going to re-open missile factories just to fight some creeps running around in exploding rental cars, are we, sir?