Dr. Ernest Stoppidge:
...there have been several incidents with nurses.

Frederick Carver:
Oh come come Stoppidge, you know as well as I that all young Doctors indulge in a bit of jiggery pokery.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge:
Sir, I do not object to jiggery but I take exception to pokery!

Frederick Carver:
Ahh this is the new kidney case.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge:
Yes Mr Bean.

Frederick Carver:
Ahh, Kidney Bean.

Miss Fosdick:
Excuse me, sir!

Frederick Carver:
Miss Fosdick, don't keep plucking at me I'm not a chicken.

Miss Fosdick:
I'm sorry sir but you have an appointment at the Berkley Nursing home at eleven.

Frederick Carver:
It can wait.

Miss Fosdick:
It's to see Mrs Moore sir.

Frederick Carver:
and she... Oh that's different, rather wealthy private patient of mine, I took her appendix out the other day.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge:
Well I hope you both had a nice time.

Frederick Carver:
I'll make the jokes thank you, Stoppidge.

Ellen Moore:
I feel wonderful Mr Carver, I had no idea having one's appendix out could be so exhilarating. I feel ten years younger.

Frederick Carver:
Splendid! Splendid!

Ellen Moore:
Be honest now. Do I really look like a woman of forty?

Frederick Carver:
You really feel as young as that?

Ellen Moore:
No, that's what I am!

Ellen Moore:
...they told me you were a wonderful surgeon.

Frederick Carver:
Well I suppose I am a cut above the rest.