Carry On Christmas 
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Captain Ffing-Burke: I don't like it. I don't like it
Private Parkin: Would you like some corned beef, sir?
Captain Ffing-Burke: I don't like it at all.
Private Parkin: Neither do I, but you've got to eat something!
Captain Ffing-Burke: Reconisance! That's a darn silly idea!
Sgt. Ball: You should know - it was yours!
Santa AKA Mr Belcher: Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready!
Anthro Pod: How long have I been asleep?
Senna Pod: Since October!
Bodkin Pod: We nearly buried you twice!
Robin Hood: I shot an arrow in the air, it came to earth, I know not where!
Friar Tuck: I'll show you!
Robin Hood: You should have turned the other cheek!
Robin Hood: I'll follow you into hell itself.
Maid Marion: I'm going home to Mother!
Robin Hood: That's what I just said!
Crompet: Senna Pod? Oh, what a funny name!
Seed Pod: It runs in the family!
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