Narrator:
At 11.10 the police photographers arrived, photographed the police, and hurried away again.

Narrator:
Mr Plonk has nothing to do with our story. We thought you'd like to see what a real idiot looked like.

Superintendent Quilt:
Brown, who is this woman?

Sgt. Brown:
It's the producer's girlfriend, sir.

Sgt. Brown:
You think I'm kidding?