Case of the Mukkinese Battle Horn 
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Narrator: At 11.10 the police photographers arrived, photographed the police, and hurried away again.
Narrator: Mr Plonk has nothing to do with our story. We thought you'd like to see what a real idiot looked like.
Superintendent Quilt: Brown, who is this woman?
Sgt. Brown: It's the producer's girlfriend, sir.
Sgt. Brown: You think I'm kidding?