Piper:
Are you Richard Burton?

Evelyn Tremble:
No, I'm Peter O'Toole!

Piper:
Then you're the greatest man that ever BREATHED.

Cooper:
What's the strategy, sir?

Sir James:
Get out of the bloody place before it blows up!

Frau Hoffner:
Hmmm, it is little Otto. He was one of your mother's lovers. We often find him lying around.

Mata Bond:
Is he dead?

Frau Hoffner:
Hard to tell. He always looked like that.

Jimmy Bond:
You can't shoot me! I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.

Mata Bond:
I bet Mummy would've taken me in!

Sir James:
Mummy took everyone in.

Mata Bond:
Hey, what an enormous bed!

Polo:
The German army was very large in those days.

Sir James:
I remember your chap Lenin very well. First class organizer. Second class mind.

Sir James:
It's depressing that the words "secret agent" have become synonymous with "sex maniac."

Sir James:
The whole world believes that you were eaten by a shark, Miss Lynd.

Vesper Lynd:
That was no shark. That was my personal submarine. But enough of this polite conversation. What is the purpose of your visit?

Evelyn Tremble:
Grand Prix enthusiasts may be worried by the amount of time it has taken me to get into this Lotus Formula Three. What they don't realize is, although Le Chiffre thinks he has a faster car than me, I am faster in my Lotus Formula Three. Hee Hee!

Miss Moneypenny:
I have to note your qualifications.

Cooper:
Height 6ft and a half, 184 lb. Trophies for karate and judo, holder of the Kama Sutra black belt.

James Bond:
What are you going to do to me?

Le Chiffre:
Physically, nothing, Mr. Bond.

James Bond:
Ah, so you're going to nothing me to death.

Vesper Lynd:
Mr Evelyn Tremble?

Evelyn Tremble:
Yes, that's right.

Vesper Lynd:
Isn't Evelyn a girl's name?

Evelyn Tremble:
No, it's mine, actually.

Frau Hoffner:
Come along, child. The auction is about to begin.

Mata Bond:
Auction?

Frau Hoffner:
Tonight we are selling one of the finest art collections in Europe.

Mata Bond:
Le Chiffre's collection?

Frau Hoffner:
Who?

Mata Bond:
Le Chiffre.

Frau Hoffner:
Who's Le Chiffre?

Mata Bond:
The man who owns the collection.

Frau Hoffner:
What collection?

Mata Bond:
The collection that's about to be auctioned.

Frau Hoffner:
Who said anything about an auction?

Mata Bond:
You did.

Frau Hoffner:
Who am I?

Mata Bond:
Frau Hoffner.

Frau Hoffner:
Never heard of her. You're insane, my child, quite insane.

Mata Bond:
I think she's right!

The Detainer:
You're crazy. You are absolutely crazy!

Jimmy Bond:
People called Einstein crazy.

The Detainer:
That's not true. No one ever called Einstein crazy.

Jimmy Bond:
Well, they would have if he'd carried on like this.

Cooper:
It goes against my nature, you know.

The Detainer:
I sense that, too. What are you doing after the exercise?

Cooper:
Having my head examined.

Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah:
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.

Evelyn Tremble:
Mr. Mathis, there's something that's been worrying me...

Inspector Mathis:
Yes?

Evelyn Tremble:
Well, you're a French police inspector, yet you speak with a Scots accent.

Inspector Mathis:
Aye, it worries me, too.

Evelyn Tremble:
If I'm not back in five minutes, start without me.