Ali G:
I has rights, you have rights, even animals... has rights

Ali G:
Which drugs is class A?

Ali G:
Does class A guarantee that they is better quality?

Ali G:
For real, which is the acid that actually make you fly?

Ali G:
Cuz me mate Dave said said he took this type and he flew all around the room and his mum told him to get some ciggies from the shop, and he flew there down Egham street and flew back and he was back in five seconds or whatever but he'd forgotten the ciggies.