Caught in the Draft 
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Bert: I went out with a girl once that told me to go jump in the lake... When I got back, she was gone.
Steve: I had an uncle who was a hero in the last war. Broke up a gas attack singlehanded.
Don Bolton: How, with bicarbonate of soda?
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