Laurel:
Ding dong, DING DONG!

Laurel:
Thanks for the compliment. Don't expect one in return!

Laurel:
Barratry.

Laurel:
Arson, at sea.

Laurel:
Hush! Judge, we don't speak of her here.

Judge:
My dear child, is she living?

Laurel:
In sin, Judge, in sin.