Channeling Alphonse 
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Mary-Marla: Black people scare me.
Mary-Francis: Honky pussy is an eccentric weed, similar to the pussy willow. I'm just wondering what honky pussy has to do with us.
Mary-Theresa: You ever stuck anything up there?
Mary-Theresa: Nothing huge or anything. Like a baby carrot, or a highlighter.
Mary-Francis: And risk breaking my hymen without a wedding ring? I'd sooner be late to church.