Chucky:
I got a new game we can play. It's called "Hide the Soul". Trust me, you'll love it.

Chucky:
I got a new body lined up and I'm not gonna let you spoil it.

Andy Barclay:
Tyler.

Chucky:
Right. Just think, Chucky's gonna be a bro.

Colonel Cochrane:
At Kent, we take bed wetters and we turn them into men. So grow-up, Barclay, it's time to forget these fantasies of killer dolls.

Andy Barclay:
What are you doing?

Whitehearst:
Polishing Sheldon's shoes.

Andy Barclay:
He makes you polish his shoes?

Whitehearst:
No, I offered out of the kindness of my heart.

Shelton:
Relax, Barclay, it's only pain.

Sergeant Clark:
If you get hit, you are dead, so hike back to base.

Chucky:
Don't fuck with the Chuck.

Chucky:
Who the fuck are YOU?

Tyler:
I thought you Good Guy Dolls only said three sentences.

Chucky:
I'm new and improved.

Chucky:
Just like the good ol' days. Nothin' like a good strangulation to get the circulation goin'.

Chucky:
Presto - - you're dead. It's definitely YOU.

Chucky:
Oh you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me.

Chucky:
I've gotta get out of this body.

Andy Barclay:
We killed you.

Chucky:
You know what they say. "You just can't keep a Good Guy down."

Sgt. Botnick:
The Romans invented the military cut. You know why?

Andy Barclay:
Why?

Sgt. Botnick:
To keep their hair short.

Shelton:
Who said you could look at me? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Andy Barclay:
Shelton.

Shelton:
That's Lieutenant Colonel Shelton to you, asshole.

Andy Barclay:
Lt. Colonel Shelton.

Shelton:
No, Lieutenant Colonel Shelton, SIR.

Shelton:
Whitehearst, you are without a doubt the sorriest excuse for a cadet I've ever seen. Wouldn't you agree?

Whitehearst:
No, Sir. I do not agree, Sir.

Shelton:
Are you contradicting me, you sorry-ass sack of shit?

Chucky:
Tyler? Come out, come out wherever you are. Olly olly oxen free. Get out here you little son of a bitch.

Mr. Sullivan:
And what are children but consumer trainees?