Ralph Willum:
I'll tell you a secret. I didn't do it for science. And I didn't do it for glory. I'M JUST MEAN!

Lance:
Blind kids, a midget, dykes on bikes... we could start a side-show!

Booge:
Gee, dad, maybe if you don't eat people, nobody will notice you're a zombie.

Donny:
Jeez, Dad, maybe if you don't eat anybody, nobody'll notice you're a zombie.

Ralph Willum:
What's the Bob motto?

Bob:
If God had...

Ralph Willum:
I can't hear you!

Bob:
If GOD had wanted me to be like normal people, he would have made me look like normal people...

Ralph Willum:
Dearly beloved we are gathered...

Ralph Willum:
Well... what the fuck, why dwell on it?

Rox:
You're the Sluts! Try and act like it!

Lucile:
I'm going to get me some meat.