Evil Kabukiman:
I had a bad feeling about that crack dealer from day one! I guess you can't trust school kids these days!

Toxie:
Crack dealer? Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. what are you talking about?

Evil Kabukiman:
Sergeant? N.Y.P.D.? What? What's wrong with you, Noxie? Are you selling the crack or you smoking it?

Sgt. Kabukiman:
Well, fuck that, I'm not gonna die. Not here in Jersey!

Tito:
Oh, GROSS! This whiskey tastes like pregnant lady piss!

Evil Kabukiman:
Hang on Noxie, I can't pass THIS up!

Tito:
You are giving me a stomach-ache in my brain!

Tromaville Chief Newman:
Stay back everybody! He's armed!

Evil Kabukiman:
Damn! They're very slowly getting away!

Tito:
Fuck this place, man, I'm outta here.

Tito:
I have becomed The Retarted Revenger!

Toxie:
God?

Toxie:
I just want to go home

Toxie:
We've got to get the other heroes of Tromaville and storm the hospital!

Sgt. Kabukiman:
They're all dead.

Toxie:
All of them?

Sgt. Kabukiman:
Yeah.

Toxie:
Even Dolphin Man?

Sgt. Kabukiman:
OH yeah.

Lardass:
It's LARDASS, punk!