Clarence Darrow:
The most religious people, the most righteous believers of all, are of course, the Fundamentalists, who believe that every word in the Bible is literally true, and don't want the schools or anyone else teaching anything different. Noah got two of every species of animal on the ark, including a million insects.

Clarence Darrow:
Joshua made the sun stand still so the day could be lengthened and he could finish the battle. Balaam's ass spoke to him, probably in Hebrew. Many asses have spoken, and doubtless some in Hebrew, but they have not been that breed of ass.

Clarence Darrow:
Any idea who Noah threw the rope to when he docked the ark?

Clarence Darrow:
You say my argument's going in one ear and out the other? I'm not surprised - there's nothing in between to stop it!

Clarence Darrow:
I still believe that when I die there'll be nothing left over, neither heaven or hell. Ruby has a slightly different point of view. She believes there is a heaven and a hell, but it won't make any difference which one I go to - I'll have so many good friends in both places.