Mark:
Where are yours?

Mark:
Do I look injured?

Mark:
Well, I'll just go get hit by a truck and come back.

Reggie:
I have been sober for three years.

Mark:
Yeah right, that's what all the drunks say, how they're gonna get sober and all. They even say they love you but they don't. And then they come home wasted and beat on you and your mother so bad that you gotta hit 'em in the face with a baseball bat!

Reggie:
You're talkin' about your daddy aren't you?

Mark:
Yeah, well, I got rid of him. When me and my mom went into court to by our divource our lawyer SUCKED as usual, so I went up there and told the judge myself about all the beatin's, about how he made us sleep in the street. And that's when my father became my ex-father, and now I got you, and you're a drunk and a bad lawyer too! So now I'm gettin' rid of you, you're fired, okay?

Mark:
Thanks Rev. Roy, you've been a real pain in the ass.

Roy:
Thank you, son. I can assure you, you have been an even larger pain in the ass.

Reggie:
You've been lyin' to me. You got three to tell me the truth, 1... 2... 3...

Mark:
YOU'RE THE LIAR! KEEP THE DOLLAR! YOU'RE FIRED!

Roy:
You've been awful busy, Reggie, obstruction of justice, tampering with federal evidence,

Roy:
contributing to the delinquency of a minor, you've been REAL busy.

Reggie:
Oh Roy, I am so FLATTERED that you noticed!

Roy:
...THUS saith the Lord in the Book of Psalms!

Judge Harry Roosevelt:
It's in PROVERBS, Mr Holtrigg.