With all the great players playing ball right now, how well do you think you would do against today's pitchers?
Well, I figure against today's pitchers I'd only probably hit about .290
.290? Well that's amazing, because you batted over .400 a... a whole bunch of times. Now tell us all, we'd all like to know, why do you think you'd only hit .290?
Well, I'm 72 fucking years old you ignorant son of a bitch.