Hardy:
We've got to split up.

Laurel:
Don't you want to try counseling.

Hardy:
It's far too expensive. Not that kind of split up!

Hardy:
Dream boat...that's what she'll say when she sees me...

Laurel:
When I see you, I think tug boat

Hardy:
Well Stanley, when your the biggest dog on the porch, no one will care how loud you bark!

Laurel:
Your bark is worse than your over-bite...

Laurel:
Say, when you were in Egypt, did you happen to see the Eifel Tower?

Hardy:
Stanley, The Eiffel Tower is not in Egypt...it's in Indiana!