All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy: For Love or Mummy 
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Hardy: We've got to split up.
Laurel: Don't you want to try counseling.
Hardy: It's far too expensive. Not that kind of split up!
Hardy: Dream boat...that's what she'll say when she sees me...
Laurel: When I see you, I think tug boat
Hardy: Well Stanley, when your the biggest dog on the porch, no one will care how loud you bark!
Laurel: Your bark is worse than your over-bite...
Laurel: Say, when you were in Egypt, did you happen to see the Eifel Tower?
Hardy: Stanley, The Eiffel Tower is not in Egypt...it's in Indiana!