Columbo: Any Old Port in a Storm 
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Columbo: My handwriting is so bad sometimes I think I should've been a doctor.
Adrian Carsini: Titian would have gone mad trying to mix so beautiful a red. And he would have failed dismally in the attempt.
Adrian Carsini: May our enemies never be as happy as we are at this moment.
Adrian Carsini: I guess, um, freedom is purely relative.