Columbo: Dead Weight 
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TV Newsman: In the Korean War, commanding a regiment of armored cavalry, General Hollister captured the imagination of the American people.
Mrs. Walters: Your pot's overcooking.
Helen Stewart: That is not a pot! That's a crock!
Maj. Gen. Martin Hollister: You know, lieutenant, I don't see how a man with the name of Columbo, shouldn't he be more at home on a boat?
Lt. Columbo: Must have been another branch of the family, general, how soon do we land?
Helen Stewart: There are some men, Lieutenant, that do not want to look like an unmade bed!
Harry Barnes: If you hand me your line, I'll secure your stern.
Mrs. Walters: I beg your pardon?
Harry Barnes: I'll tie up your boat.
Mrs. Walters: I never thought we'd make it.
Harry Barnes: Neither did I.