Well, this is quite a coincidence. I had no idea you were here.
Would you care to join me?
Well, I'm really not hungry, sir. I just polished off three mushrooms stuffed with crab meat. But I'll join you anyway. If you're anything like me, you're not too crazy about eating alone.
Lieutenant, you forgot your fortune cookie.
To tell you the truth, ma'am, I could use some good news.
"Cheer up. There is more than one fish in the sea." That's the kind I always get. Once, I would like it to say I'm gonna be rich and go away on a long trip. Just once.
I wanted you to have one last taste of Tokyo before you begin your tour of American restaurants.
They won't believe this when I send back the story. They think I'm eating hot dogs and grits.
Have you ever eaten grits?
No, not yet.
I expected to see you at Mr. Rossi's funeral. I guess you couldn't make it.
I never go to funerals. I prefer to remember my friends as I saw them last.
I believe Mr. Rossi was yelling at you when you saw him last. Isn't that right, sir?
You mustn't take me literally, Lieutenant.
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