Columbo: The Conspirators 
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Lt. Columbo: There's just one more thing, sir!
Joe Devlin: Politics makes liars of us all, lieutenant.
Lt. Columbo: A grand noble bird is the pelican. His beak holds more than his belly can. He swoops through the sky with an abundant supply. I'll be darned if I know how the hell he can!
Lt. Columbo: There once was an old man from Lyme. He took three wives at a time. When asked why a third, he said, "One is absurd, and two, my friends, is a crime."