Lt. Columbo:
There's just one more thing, sir!

Joe Devlin:
Politics makes liars of us all, lieutenant.

Lt. Columbo:
A grand noble bird is the pelican. His beak holds more than his belly can. He swoops through the sky with an abundant supply. I'll be darned if I know how the hell he can!

Lt. Columbo:
There once was an old man from Lyme. He took three wives at a time. When asked why a third, he said, "One is absurd, and two, my friends, is a crime."