Comedy Central Presents: The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner 
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Gilbert Gottfried: The only way Hugh Hefner can get stiff now is through rigor mortis!
Gilbert Gottfried: It's so hard coming on after everyone else. Everyone has already done my act. It's like Ice-T already did my whole act, but I'm going to do it anyway. I'm going to follow you white motherfuckers home, and rape you fucking white bitches! See, when a bit works, it works.
Gilbert Gottfried: You white motherfuckers!