Gilbert Gottfried:
The only way Hugh Hefner can get stiff now is through rigor mortis!

Gilbert Gottfried:
It's so hard coming on after everyone else. Everyone has already done my act. It's like Ice-T already did my whole act, but I'm going to do it anyway. I'm going to follow you white motherfuckers home, and rape you fucking white bitches! See, when a bit works, it works.

Gilbert Gottfried:
You white motherfuckers!