Wilbert:
How could my kin folks ever live in a joint like this?

Al Stewart:
Probably your four fathers lived here.

Wilbert:
I beg your pardon?

Al Stewart:
I said probably your four fathers lived here before you.

Wilbert:
My four fathers?

Al Stewart:
Yes.

Wilbert:
I didn't have four fathers.

Al Stewart:
Sure, you did.

Wilbert:
If I did, only one came home nights.

Al Stewart:
What's going on out there?

Wilbert:
My in-laws are acting like out-laws.

Wilbert:
Funny-looking dog.