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Beldar Conehead: An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
Beldar Conehead: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.
Ronnie: H-hi, Mr. Conehead.
Beldar Conehead: I find you unacceptable!
Ronnie: Yes, sir.
Beldar Conehead: If I did not fear incarceration of human authority figures I bring pressure to your blunt skull and cause it to collapse!
Ronnie: Th-thank you.
Beldar Conehead: When my people come to colonize this planet, you will be on the protected rolls, and no harm will come to you.
Gladys Johnson, Driving Student: You are wise. But there is a sadness to your wisdom.
Fire Marshal: Pretty cheap, Conehead.
Golfer: Hey buddy, what's with the head?
Larry Farber: Ah forget him, he's not a member.
Prymatt Conehead: You know Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything.
Highmaster: Therefore, you will... NARFLE THE GARTHOK!
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