Beldar Conehead:
An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.

Highmaster:
Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?

Beldar Conehead:
A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.

Highmaster:
Ah.

Ronnie:
H-hi, Mr. Conehead.

Beldar Conehead:
I find you unacceptable!

Ronnie:
Yes, sir.

Beldar Conehead:
If I did not fear incarceration of human authority figures I bring pressure to your blunt skull and cause it to collapse!

Ronnie:
Th-thank you.

Beldar Conehead:
When my people come to colonize this planet, you will be on the protected rolls, and no harm will come to you.

Gladys Johnson, Driving Student:
You are wise. But there is a sadness to your wisdom.

Fire Marshal:
Pretty cheap, Conehead.

Golfer:
Hey buddy, what's with the head?

Larry Farber:
Ah forget him, he's not a member.

Prymatt Conehead:
You know Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything.

Highmaster:
Therefore, you will... NARFLE THE GARTHOK!