Norman Robberson:
Do you know what smoking does to you? It stunts your growth, it yellows your teeth and blackens your lungs. Is that what you want? To be a yellow toothed midget with lung cancer?

Kevin Robberson:
I'm keeping my options open.

Lt. Jake Stone:
You arrested a waiter?

Norman Robberson:
Jake, he was rude.

Lt. Jake Stone:
Norman, you can't arrest people for being rude. If you could, all of New York City would be on Death Row.